Anthnoy "Tony Montoya" Wang
Roselyn "Bombshell" Thomas
Marjorie "Sphynx" Soto
Bailey "George W. McRae
Rebecca "La dama de la surburban" Perez
Desiree "Catwoman" Burroughs-Hil
Stephanie "La Femme Fatale" Long
Dave "John Wilkes Booth" Mitchell
Bernard "Belgium" Fraga
Chris "Shorty w/out a cause" Cordova
Adrian "ruffryder" Pavon
Sonia "Yaocihuatzin" Soriano
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Sarah "Zarpazo" Knapp
Melissa "Artemis" Kamurar
Guillermo "Super Pope" Huerta
Rolando "SalviBeater" Manzo
Andy "Fiyero" Lomeli
Pablo "el popocatepetl" Pozo
Juana "The One" Becerra
Raul "umpalumpa" Loya
Same "WeaselInTheDark" Early
Nydia "IluvHanson" Cardenas
Juan "El Matador" Mateos
Brenda "babyfaced killa" Barajas
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Nancy "idunno" Mata
Jose "BubbaX" Alanis
Andrea "armybrat" Ayala
Minh "death" Nuygen
Brennan "brendawg" Takayama
Lizet "Finding Nemo" Ocampo
David "Lauging Hyena" Miller
Jon "Master Pwnage" Frohnmayer
Orlando "OT" Trejo
Zinnia "Mariposa Negra" Horne
Russell "Der Mörder"Husen
Uri "hollowman" Manzo
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PARTICULARLY GOOD ALIASES
Chris "Shorty w/out a cause" Cordova
Russell "Der Mörder"Husen
Stephanie "La Femme Fatale" Long
Melissa "Artemis" Kamura
And, my personal favorite:
Rolando "SalviBeater" Manzo
TERMINATOR
Aton "Nocturnal sun god" Gutierrez
NUMBER OF ASSASSINATIONS
34
NUMBER OF TERMINATIONS
3
NUMBER OF SUICIDES
2
NUMBER OF STAFF MEMBERS SIGNED UP
4
STAFF MEMBERS KILLED
1. Killed 1:00am, 6 February 2006 (Lizet "Finding Nemo" Ocampo)
2. Killed 3:02am, 6 February 2006 (Bernard "Belgium" Fraga)
3. Killed 3:17am, 7 February 2005 (Sam "WeaselInTheDark" Early)
4. Killed 11:00pm, 8 February 2006 (Nydia "IluvHanson" Cardenas )
TIME TO FIRST KILL
TARGET: Pablo "el popocatepetl" Pozo
ASSASSIN: Rolando "SalviBeater" Manzo
15 minutes
FASTEST TURNOVER (TIME FROM ONE KILL TO THE NEXT)
ASSASSIN: Nancy "idunno" Mata
~8 minutes
BEST STREAK (KILLS OVER TIME)
ASSASSIN: Nancy "idunno" Mata
3 kills in ~18 minutes
LONGEST PERIOD OF TIME WITHOUT A KILL (PER ASSASSIN)
ASSASSIN: Nydia "IluvHanson" Cardenas
46 hours and 9 minutes
MOST SUCCESSFUL ASSASSIN (NUMBER OF KILLS)
ASSASSIN: Nancy "idunno" Mata
6
INTERESTING KILLS
FIRST KILL
ASSASSIN: Rolando "SalviBeater" Manzo
TARGET: Pablo "el popocatepetl" Pozo
12:15....I hear and see Rolando speeding across my door jumping off the stairs and a BIG BANGGGG!!!...(I was like that bum just hurt himself trying to get out avoiding his assassin or something.) So I walk out (w/o my gun of course) and see if he was okay...the guy is on the floor trying to get up and I was like he is totally hurt...he all of sudden looks up and smiles and shoots me a few times..."gotcha"....I was speechless....well for one sec that is...it was sweet..he totally deserved that kill...I lived for 15 minutes.
SECOND KILL
ASSASSIN: Uri "hollowman" Manzo
So the game had started and I was out for blood. I heard that Andrea was in the library so I silently made my way towards it until stopping right
outside the door. I admit that I spied her for a few minutes, planning my
attack. I then decided that I would conduct an ambush. I asked Guille to
invite Gilly and Yesenia to late night, but only Gilly followed. Thus, I
had to do something about Yesenia. Luckily my trustee friend, Orlando, was
studying in the lounge. I asked him to facebook Yesenia so that I could
call her on his cell. Upon doing so a confused Yesenia answered the phone,
so immediately I told her to play it cool and to pretend to carry a
conversation with someone she knew while I asked her to step out of the
room after a few minutes. After hanging up the phone I waited patiently
until she left the death trap. When she walked out I crawled in through the
lounge door and then popped up before Andrea knew what was going on. She was
dead before she could grab her gun.
TARGET: Andrea "Armybrat" Ayala
It was betrayal at it's finest....here I am thinking that we're friends, that we're soccer buddies, but oh no, the thrill of a kill was stronger
than the bond of soccer.
So, I was sitting on the floor in the Zapata Library, being studious and
such, when I hear a shuffling noise. I look up, and see a dark crouched
shape crawling across the floor. For some reason, I don't find this at all
strange, but keep looking, as the shape straightens out and stands up. I
keep looking, still not getting that I'm about to be killed. Suddenly, I'm
blinking, and when I look down at the book I had been reading, I realize
that the highlighter I marked on the page was starting to bleed. It was
then I realized, "I'm dead!"
What Andrea leaves out of this story is that she thought Uri was a large spider that was starting to stand up and get her...
Nancy...the "Momma Nacrophage"
ASSASSIN: Nancy "idunno" Mata
TARGET: Sam "WeaselInTheDark" Early
Nancy had a cohort of people keeping watch on my room--I was like some
foreign particle entering the body of Zapata, and every time I entered,
Nancy's little swarm of antibodies would find me and start calling for big
momma macrophage to swoop down and destroy me. I'll give her props for
staking out my room for 6 straight hours, even if she was only hiding in
the computer cluster most of the time. She finally got me on her third or
fourth attempt, as I left my room at 2:30 AM to brush my teeth before bed.
When it came down to life or hygiene, I had to choose hygiene.
Even The Bathroom Isn't Save...
ASSASSIN: Stephanie "La Femme Fatale" Long
After stalking Gilbert all day, I found him the Zapata library, but each
time I checked up on him, he was in there with at least one other person.
I didn't know what to do because even if he was alone, he knew I was his
assassin and would neutralize me the second he saw me if I wasn't careful.
I scoped out the room and realized that the only two entrances were too
obvious and none of the windows were open, so finally I decided that I'd go
for a brazen attack that wasn't likely to work, but it was worth the risk of
neutralization to try. I got Andy to go in room first and planned to crawl
after him, under the table, where I would then eliminate Gilbert, but then
we saw that he wasn't there. I noticed that the door leading from the
lounge to the kitchen was closed and realized that he must have gone in
there to use the bathroom.
As quietly as I could, I opened the kitchen door and shut it behind me. I
heard a cough coming from what sounded like the bathroom, so I scanned the
room for a possible hiding space. The kitchen table was too obvious, but
then I saw it: the perfect spot. I crawled underneath the counter with my
back to the wall so I was curled up in a little ball facing out. When Gilbert came out of the bathroom, he'd walk past me and have no way of
seeing me. Then I'd shoot him from behind. As I waited, I heard the flush
of the toilet, the sink running and the paper towel dispenser. Finally he
opened the door and as he came out, I dove out and shot him, catching him
in complete surprise. It was glorious. Arguably my best kill yet.
TARGET: Gilbert "AllEyezOnMe" Duneas
STALKER AWARD
ASSASSIN: Melissa "Artemis" Kamura
TARGET: Juan "El Matador" Mateos
Expecting an attack on my life on my way to work, I left early and traveled
cautiously to Bolivar House. I made sure I was not followed and checked
behind parked cars as I walked with my trusty gun in my right hand. I put
my gun away and was relieved as I looked into the office window from
outside and saw no one but my coworker. I walked in and Melissa, sitting
adjacent to the door and underneath the window, ended my life with a few
squirts said "you're dead" and continued on with her homework. My fate had
been sealed 40 minutes earlier when she arrived at Bolivar House and
decided to wait indefinitely for my arrival.
GREATEST EFFORT FOR A KILL
TARGET: Jon "Master Pwnage" Frohnmayer (aka Nancy kill no. 6)
ASSASSIN: Nancy "idunno" Mata
(featured in Waaahhh Weekly #3)
HONORABLE MENTION
Melissa "Artemis" Kamura (3 kills, died 1:52PM, 8 February)
ASSASSIN FINALISTS
Nancy "idunno" Mata (6 kills)
Stephanie "La Femme Fatale" Long (3 kills)
LAST ASSASSIN STANDING
La Bestia
