Club Deportivo Zapata

In his previous Question of the Week, Jarreau asked something vaguely to the effect of: who will be the champion of Assassins, and how will the win come about. Or something like that. You can read my roommate Andy’s epic response in the third issue of the Waaahhh! Weekly. My response to the question:

Due to excessive water consumption, Stanford Water shuts off service to all of Stern, to mitigate the problem. Aton is forced to hastily issue Rule Update #307, declaring Tobasco Sauce™ habanero sauce to be a legal substitute for water. However, Stern Dining refuses to serve the chile at Late Night, and the mortality rate at Zapata consequently falls to zero. Aton eventually notices his “typo,” but it is too late: virtually all of Zapata is sent to Vaden following “termination.”

So spend a minute and write an e-mail to your ASSU representative telling them that you want habanero sauce at your dining hall. Pronto!