If the Stanford Tree were a Mac…
If the Stanford Tree were a Mac…
- It would come in five fruity colors. The School of Art would complain that “cardinal” is not fruity enough a color to get its own version of the tree.
- It (and its variants) would be shiny enough that the new stadium won’t need new lighting.
- It would retain its corny smile (compare).
- Via the amazing “Genie” effect, it would be much more portable. It would also be more patentable.
- The tree would dance to Jerk it Out.
- Aton would go to sleep before midnight.
