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November 12, 2005

If the Stanford Tree were a Mac…

If the Stanford Tree were a Mac…

  • It would come in five fruity colors. The School of Art would complain that “cardinal” is not fruity enough a color to get its own version of the tree.
  • It (and its variants) would be shiny enough that the new stadium won’t need new lighting.
  • It would retain its corny smile (compare).
  • Via the amazing “Genie” effect, it would be much more portable. It would also be more patentable.
  • The tree would dance to Jerk it Out.
  • Aton would go to sleep before midnight.

November 07, 2005

Before you flame me

Please zoom in on the map before you complain that you’re not on there; some residents come from the same ZIP code, so their pushpins might be literally blocks away from each other. Unless you zoom in, you won’t be able to see all the pushpins (just look at California to see what I mean).

However, if you really aren’t on the map, please (nicely) tell me, and I’ll add you. Do not write me a nasty letter saying that I’m trying to ruin your life and starve your Tamagotchi by deliberately not adding you to the map.

Anyone still have a Tomagotchi, by the way?

November 06, 2005

This space not blank

First floor, thank you for listening to your whiteboard. This is your new question:

In no more than 500 words, explain yourself.

And stop by Jarreau’s room to let him no that he cannot silence the whiteboard by erasing its contents. No, the whiteboard will not be silenced.

(And yes, whoever did this has a strange sense of humor.)

(He/she sure does…)

Back home

These days, when we say we’re heading back home to eat, sleep, or study, we’re usually referring to our little dorm rooms (also known as sleeping cubicles). But we also like to talk about home home sometimes. There’s a map of our various hometowns on the first floor, right in front of the basement door. I figured it’d be cool to digitize the map – after all, no other dorm has it so far (I seriously checked).

So here it is.

I took most of the data from Zapatistas’ Facebook profiles yesterday afternoon, but not everyone has a Facebook profile – shocking, I know. I mean, Raúl has one, c’mon! So not all the dorm residents are included on the map yet, because we frankly don’t know where they come from. (I could’ve put them in the middle of Siberia, but it seems that Southern Californians don’t like that kind of weather for some reason.)

I thought about password protecting this map, making it only accessible to current residents of Zapata, to keep out random strangers, but this tool won’t get stalkers anywhere, anyways: it’s not even accurate to the ZIP code in some instances.

As I said before, the map is powered by Google Maps. For those of you still stuck in the Dark Ages (also known as MapQuest), you can drag the map around with your mouse, use the slider to the left to zoom in and out, and click on the red pushpin / hot-air balloon thingamabobers to see which Zapatista’s hometown is located there.

As always, it’s not done: besides adding more Zapatistas to the map, I plan to add some options to hide second floor residents or show only freshmen, and once I get my hands on some of your photos, I’ll include them in the little infobubbles that pop up. Be sure to drag the map over to Brazil or Saudi Arabia or Thailand: some pushpins are waaaay out there.

November 04, 2005

Expand your horizons

What better way to curb your Google Earth addiction and procrastinate even more: the open source program Celestia lets you get out of Earth’s orbit and into the far reaches of space. It supports high-quality hardware rendering, smooth flyovers, animated tours, and many other visual goodies.

Although it comes with a generous collection of stars, planets, and moons (oh my!), you’ll eventually get bored of all that. Fortunately, there’s a huge collection of freely downloadable extensions that can add more stars, planets, satellites, tours… even whole galaxies! (And Star Wars and Star Trek fans will be heartened to know that there’s plenty of fodder for them available, too.)

Celestia is a free download for Windows, Mac, and Linux. A newer test version is available for Windows.

Also, let me take this paragraph to point out that there’s a new Dorm Favorites (Links) page. Once you have an account here, you can easily add to the list by clicking the Edit My Blogroll link in MT. Speaking of which, I’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain up the staircase pretty soon to get all of you accounts. It’s really easy: you just tell me your e-mail address, and I let you type your password into the system.